Slappy Squirrel: Overheard at woodstock.

slappy: what’s the name of that group playing on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the group
skippy: who
slappy: the group on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the group playing on stage
skippy: who
slappy: you’re starting to sound like an owl
skippy: who is on stage
slappy: that’s what i’m asking you, who is on stage
skippy: that’s what i said
slappy: you said who
skippy: i sure did
slappy: so tell me the name
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the group
skippy: who
slappy: the group on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the band on stage
skippy: who
slappy: you’re doing that owl thing again
skippy: i am not, i’m telling you who is on stage
slappy: so tell me
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the group
skippy: who
slappy: the group on stage
skippy: who
slappy: that’s what i’m asking you
skippy: and i’m telling you the answer
slappy: wait, let’s start over, is there a band on stage
skippy: yes
slappy: does that band have a name
skippy: yes
slappy: you know the name of that band
skippy: yes
slappy: then tell me the name of the band on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the band
skippy: who
slappy: the band on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the band playing on stage
skippy: who
slappy: that’s what i want to know
skippy: i’m telling you
slappy: who is on stage
skippy: yes
slappy: who is
skippy: yes
slappy: oh, so the name of the band is yes
skippy: no, yes is not even at this concert
slappy: then who is on stage
skippy: yes
slappy: who is
skippy: yes
slappy: that’s what i just said, yes is on stage
skippy: no, yes is not even here, who is on stage
slappy: what are you asking me for
skippy: i’m not
slappy: wait, let’s try this again, do you see the band on stage
skippy: no, i don’t see the band, that’s a different group entirely
slappy: on stage, look see the band
skippy: no, i don’t
slappy: get rid of those john lenin glasses and look, there, there’s the band
skippy: no, that’s not the band, the band is performing later on, who is on stage
slappy: you tell me
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the group on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the name of the group
skippy: who
slappy: the group on stage
skippy: who
slappy: the band
skippy: no, the band is performing later, right now we’re listening to who
slappy: that’s what i want to know